Mutterings

Finty's (filthy!) Friday Frolic ...
A Schnauzer goes for her bi-monthly groom and the groomer comments that her ears are particularly hairy. The owner agrees and says she has been worrying about the dog’s hearing. The groomer advises the owner to apply some depilatory cream to the inside of the ears once a month to keep the hair down. So the owner goes to the chemist, finds the cream and takes it to the counter. The chemist warns her that if she’s going to use the cream on her underarms she should avoid antiperspirant for 24 hours. The owner replies “Oh, it’s not for my underarms.” “Well,” says the chemist, “if you are using it on your legs then I would avoid any creams or perfumed products for 48 hours.” The Schnauzer owner decides to come clean. “Actually, it’s not for my legs either, it’s for my Schnauzer.” The chemist replies “In that case, I wouldn’t ride a bicycle for a couple of weeks.”
The Mobile Bones of Hector@HouseofMutt
Hector@House of Mutt
Was, in his youth, a bit of a nut
He would never  just walk,
But rather strut. Or stalk.
But now he sits, mostly on his Butt. 
 
What to do?  
 
An answer came with a tweet from the sky,
From Pooch & Mutt's Sam (a girl, not a guy)
 
Hector @ House of ...
Is now testing for Pooch & ....
MOBILE BONES is the name
Mobility is the aim. 
We will let you know how goes it!
 
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The 10 Stages of Christmas...
ONE - GET READY ...
Decorations down from the attic, but ... no great rush to put them up!
TWO - TEARS ... 
School cases strewn, Christmas decs strewn, maternal breakdown imminent. Lovely happy dogs in the river, the perfect antidote :) http://bit.ly/1etYsZ5
THREE - DEEP BREATH AND ON WE GO...
Holly picking ..... with plenty of helpers (We're getting that festive feeling :))
FOUR - OVER INDULGENCE ...
A Tale of Festive Over Indulgence: 1. Peanut clamours to go with Sarah's Speedy Runners; 2. Sarah & the SRs set off without Peanut; 3. Peanut escapes the nursery, chases after the SRs and gets all the way across the meadow before being returned! 4. Peanut sleeps ......!! http://bit.ly/1bdXYOW
FIVE - TIDYING ... 
Half way through tidying, and this happens.  Strict instructions from the NotSoSmalls that the dogs can't be disturbed so tidying will have to wait!  Heigh ho, at least we tried!
SIX - LOVE...
'I love you.  And you. Oh and you! I love everybody!'
SEVEN - BUSY, BUSY, BUSY...
So much festive fun to be had, so little time in which to have it!
EIGHT - EXCESS....
So this is Christmas.... :)
NINE - I NEED TO SLEEP  ...
There's a lot of sleeping off to be done.  But where to do it?
TEN - AND RELAX.... 
Now, finally, we all relax.  Who needs busy-ness hey?
 
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